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to the organizer

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spooky encounters black stump

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i am writing to you to complain about

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the lack of ghosts

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of late in your

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so-called most haunted house in the

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world tour

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imagine my displeasure when upon

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arriving at the

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location the haunted house in question

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turned out to be an outhouse

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even worse there was a lengthy queue of

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people

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when at last it was my turn to

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enter the house the only disturbing

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aspect i

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encountered was the smell

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please be so kind as to refund my twenty

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three dollars

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yours disappointedly etc

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etc ps

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i also think your gift shop can do

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than to sell haunted toilet paper

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to madame zola latush

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australia's most accurate psychic

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clairvoyant claire audient

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soul coach medium

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empath and medical intuitive

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dear madame latouche

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i am writing to you to express

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my amazement at the accuracy

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of the past life counseling

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and alien contact reading you gave me

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via telephone on thursday last

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it was a relief for me to discover

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that not only am i the

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reincarnation of julius

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caesar albert einstein and

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president james k polk

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of dimension 86

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my pet parrot susan

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was also astonished to find out

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about her past life as a mammoth

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from the bioscene epic

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and a velvet slime worm although

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you couldn't tell from exactly where

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and when as you said slime worms

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please find enclosed my check for

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19.65

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and book us in for another phone session

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on the 24th

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yours etc etc

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p.s when you told me at one

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point that quote there's one born

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every minute end quote which

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one of my past lives

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to the director boundless energy

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proprietary limited basement level

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over unity building 1965

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dear madam i am writing to you

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with questions about my purchase of your

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free

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energy device the synthetic

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also known as the scam

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50. as my various attempts to phone

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and email your company have met with

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no success

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although i understand your building has

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been

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suffering blackouts of late

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it has caused me some frustration

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in regards to communication

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my problem is this the instructions for

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the

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s c a m 50 state

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that i need to plug it into a power

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outlet

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in my home in order to

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quote warm it up and quote before use

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i am surprised that this warming up

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period

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is listed as six months to a year

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is this correct as the machine does in

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fact heat up

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quite quickly when plugged in

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and the large sliding

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lever on the side is pressed down

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this heating goes on for approximately

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three minutes before suddenly stopping

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i am also somewhat surprised that the

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model of the device you sent to me

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resembles a 30

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kmart toaster but i understand

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it is only a disguise as the government

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and large oil companies

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want to suppress free

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energy machines until the device is

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fully functional

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would it be advisable for me to make

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toast

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please be so kind as to contact me

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when power is at last restored to your

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company

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ps would it be

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helpful if i plug the device into itself

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to the publisher of uncovered

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the hidden secret conspiracy secrets

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exposed to the world at last

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dear sir i am writing to you

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to acknowledge the delivery in a plain

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brown envelope of a copy of the above

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mentioned book from your company

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i'm sure you can understand my

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keenness to read this expose

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which you assure me is a rare volume

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reflected in the price

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i paid of 1965 dollars

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my only concern is that

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as of yet i am un

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able to decode much of the true

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hidden messages within the book that for

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obvious reasons

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is heavily encrypted i note

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that even the title of the book basic

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cooking for dummies is also in code

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no doubt a clever way of saying cooking

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the books

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however i do feel

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i am making some progress i draw your

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attention in particular

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to chapter three brilliantly entitled

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the secrets of boiling eggs

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i cannot wait to uncover the layers of

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conspiracies

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government cover-ups and finally

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understand

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the references to setting the timer

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turning up the heat also

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add a pinch of salt and especially

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please find enclosed my check for a

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further

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one thousand nine hundred and sixty five

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dollars

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for volume two listed in your catalog

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under the code name of

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submarine sandwiches and other guilty

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pleasures

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ps i am also confident

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i will soon discover the meaning of

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chapter five

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and we'll be cruising today at an

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altitude of

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33 000 feet so sit back

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and enjoy the rest of your flight hello

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sir

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would that be tea coffee or a soft drink

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today

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thank you

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to the captain flight

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mib-1965

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on route to tasmania

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dear captain as a

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passenger currently on this flight

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seat 86a economy

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i wish to point out to you a

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of this journey despite

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what i have been told by so-called

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science for years as i

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gaze out my window into the

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distance the horizon

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appears to me to be quite

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i am unable to perceive

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the expected curvature of the earth

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are you aware of this

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unsettling situation

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have you and your co-pilot

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taken this baffling and

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worrying observation into account

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it could have an adverse effect on your

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gps navigation i must also advise you

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that i intend to write a letter of

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complaint to the flat earth

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orientation observation league of

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sydney or f-o-o-l-s

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to alert them to my discovery

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you have been warned

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yours etc etc

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yes i expect a refund

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of at least 30 percent of my ticket

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price

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as it is clear to me that this plane

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is not in fact flying beyond

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what would you like for lunch today sir

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we have a choice of chicken or fish

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um what what's the fish the fish today

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is flat head sir

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right chicken please oh

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and can you take this letter to the

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captain is this about the earth being

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flat

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sir um maybe

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to the manager yeti bigfoot

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and other assorted monsters adventure

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tours

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under somewhat difficult circumstances

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perched as i am halfway up a tall tree

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in the middle of nowhere in a howling

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i have been waiting patiently here for

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the last

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three days in order to photograph the

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giant

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hairy human-like biped you assured me

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would appear

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so far however all i have seen are

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three tabby cats a sausage dog

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called henry and an angry koala

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apparently a resident of this tree

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oh and two hikers although i will admit

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the taller

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of the two hikers did have a long beard

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please advise if the police helicopter

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now circling overhead

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is part of the promised quote

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fun and excitement as mentioned

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please come down out of the tree sir

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we have hot tea waiting for you and

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someone you can talk to

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yours etc

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ps next time i think i will opt

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for your water monster experience

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listed as two days and nights

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to the proprietor ufo

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interplanetary and interdimensional

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tours

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yes sir i am writing to you

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to complement you

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and your company on the thrilling

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by myself and members of my club

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the believers in extraterrestrial

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entities from pluto club or

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we were amazed

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at how well the advanced alien

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cloaking technology worked as none of us

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could tell that the

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1982 vw van used

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to transport us into the cosmos

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was in fact an imperial shuttle craft

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the rust along the doors

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and the smoky exhaust were

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i have been asked however to confirm

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with

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you that our group did in fact travel

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1965 light years

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promised in the brochure as our journey

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to the planet

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grizzly seemed a close approximation

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of a journey on the m1 motorway

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followed by a picnic on the hawkesbury

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river

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imagine our surprise to discover that

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cold hot dogs and

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cheap wine are also to be found

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on other planets

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ps may we now remove the special

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ultra thin flexible silver head

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protectors

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have we cited any land yet no

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nothing nothing just ocean as far as the

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according to our charts we should have

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reached the arctic ice shelf

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um two days ago hmm

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yes uh looking at the compass

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our heading our speed

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we should be about about

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here which places us

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20 kilometers inland on the snow i don't

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get it

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how old is the chart um

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this chart was produced in 2021

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2021. now you're using a

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30 year old chart so i mean a chart is a

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chart right

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it's not like the whole expanse of ice

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and snow can

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just disappear have you been in a cave

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for the last few decades

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heard of global warming global warming

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don't tell me you fall for that you see

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i don't trust the so-called mainstream

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media

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and you remember that expression they

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used in the olden days

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fake news when it comes to so-called

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climate change i do my own research

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so so what if it's a little warm out at

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the moment

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a little warm at 32 degrees celsius

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at 7 pm oh

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ok um you go keep a lookout from the

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bell

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to the organizer really huge

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and amazing adventure tours

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propriety limited new melbourne

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dear organizer

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i am writing to you about

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the so-called travel buddy

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you paired me with on my

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do it yourself arctic adventure

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and discovery tour by rowboat

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is it possible that your supercomputer

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the mega 2020

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has somehow made an error when

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matching us i

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had a similar problem on my last outing

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with your organization

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when i was matched with someone

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who refused to wear a face mask on our

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walking tour

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of the covered 2030 wastelands

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so i really must question

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the wisdom of using

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yours etc etc

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yes also note

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the five liters of sunblock lotion

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ran out about four days ago

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about time hmm

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here

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how's the patient doing in room 1965

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ah doctor oh dr celestia ward hello good

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to see you

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um yes uh mr

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brian dunning yes okay

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looks like he's not responding to the

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current course of medication

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he's not been able to get out of bed for

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a week now

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i thought as much i mean he should

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really not be that shade of green

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and those blue spots on his toes not

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good at all

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well we have him on penicillin

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but i think i'm going to prescribe some

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new medicine we just got in it's called

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super radix 30c oh

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i have not heard of that is it latin

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yeah it sounds like it

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i'm not sure what it means and what's 30

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c

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is that is that the temperature it

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should be stored or or something

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oh good question i'll have to ask our

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new drug supplier

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the uh samuel hannemann homeopathic

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remedy company of walla walla washington

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homeopathic homeopathic

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why are we using a homeopathic product

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they're cheap

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they quoted us the lowest price and you

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know we're under pressure to uh

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economize and what's even better the

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representative told me we can use the

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same bottle of pills

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for every condition so heart

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palpitations

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use super radix 30c blood clots

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we can use super radix 30c

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headaches we can wait for it we can use

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super radix 30c it's going to save us a

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fortune and we don't have to worry about

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giving patients

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the wrong medication ah okay

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i i i better get back to my paperwork

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thank you dr saunders

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i'll stop my rounds it's okay i've got

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lots of those tools

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[Music]

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to the chief executive

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lakeside hospital dear chief

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i am writing to you about concerns

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i have had for some time

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who is on a transfer posting

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apart from his habit of eating vegemite

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toast during consultations

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and offering patients something called

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musk sticks which he claims

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will cheer them up

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in fact it seems to make them ill

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it is his choice of medication

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that is of a more immediate concern

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i know we are all expected to

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cut corners to save money

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but i must question the wisdom

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of dr saunders in getting so-called

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medication

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from a homeopathic supplier

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i can only hope we are

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paying this company in homeopathic

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yours etc etc

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p.s next time we have a transfer

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let's try dr radford he's a bit of a

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square

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and very strange but these days we

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cannot

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be too picky get that away from me

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now hell get that away what what was

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that

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look i i i just checked with mr dunning

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and you'll be pleased to know he's

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suddenly very active

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well that that's good news did you give

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him more homeopathic medicine

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no i gave him a mustache and he ran

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screaming out of the room

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ah i'm so glad i gave up being a skeptic

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life is so much easier now who cares if

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there are monsters who cares if there

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are

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ghosts at last i can just be like

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ah this must be the place strange

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bermuda triangle tours with experienced

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guides proprietary limited aha

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00:29:04,789 --> 00:29:03,350
good morning uh i'm i'm interested in

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taking one of your tours into the

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bermuda triangle

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00:29:11,269 --> 00:29:09,600
oh hi richard i'm sorry have we met

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before

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00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:14,640
they all say that okie dokie

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00:29:17,909 --> 00:29:16,399
now we have a range of tours for all

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budgets ah

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00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:19,919
there's a good one leaving tomorrow i

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00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:20,960
can recommend

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comes back about an hour ago what sorry

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00:29:29,909 --> 00:29:28,320
it comes back when an hour ago in fact

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you really enjoyed it

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um i'm a little confused

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00:29:40,149 --> 00:29:37,120
i i enjoyed it oh sure

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00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:40,159
in fact see this in our comments book

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00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:43,200
you said i really enjoyed this tour and

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00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:45,039
we'll take it again

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00:29:49,110 --> 00:29:48,799
uh that's my handwriting how on earth do

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you

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okay i know it's tricky here is our

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answers to confusing questions brochure

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this should clear things up okay let's

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see

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dear future past and or

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past future and or present

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past future and or past present future

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and or

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00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:14,799
future present past client of strange

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bermuda tours with experienced guides

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proprietary limited

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if you have read this brochure before

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00:30:27,029 --> 00:30:24,799
please skip to section 8.

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if you have not read this brochure

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before

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00:30:37,029 --> 00:30:32,720
please skip to section 1.965

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on page 86.

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welcome to your first bermuda triangle

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tour

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take you'll find you made positive

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00:30:55,669 --> 00:30:52,799
comments in our comments book

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if you did not enjoy this tour we will

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try to make

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this time around a more enjoyable

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00:31:05,350 --> 00:31:02,960
experience um

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00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:05,360
look i'm really not sure what's going on

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00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:07,200
how can i take a tour

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00:31:19,350 --> 00:31:17,430
hi susan hi me susan

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i'd like to book the same tour again

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00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:20,640
please uh

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00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:23,760
what the hell relax i told you you

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00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:25,120
enjoyed the tour

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and see you're back to do it again trust

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00:31:34,149 --> 00:31:28,399
me

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00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:34,159
don't forget your typewriter i made that

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mistake

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00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:38,559
four times in a row now uh oh how many

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00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:41,440
typewriter who the hell uses a

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typewriter these days

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00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:54,710
hi susan hi me hi uh other me

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susan i'd like to book the same tour

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again please

484
00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:00,880
i have my typewriter this time great and

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00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:01,200
you

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00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:04,399
all qualify for our free upgrade

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00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:07,679
we do sure everyone who does 20 tours

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gets the next one free

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00:32:24,870 --> 00:32:23,350
we need a bigger boat no more room and

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00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:24,880
another 54 richard

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signed up next week for yesterday this

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00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:28,480
is ridiculous

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00:32:32,389 --> 00:32:30,480
look what if i don't sign up for this

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00:32:35,669 --> 00:32:32,399
tour huh what if i just

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00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:35,679
walk out but but you had a really great

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time

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that's good do it come on do it

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it's a good tour

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00:32:47,110 --> 00:32:45,039
oh come on richard what did you expect

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after giving up being a skeptic

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you don't have to worry about the laws

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of nature anymore cause and effect

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phoey it's a bermuda triangle after all

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and on the next tour we can almost

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guarantee you'll be abducted by aliens

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when does this tour leave last week

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[Music]

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hello hi good morning welcome

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welcome to the chakra harmony universal

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medicine practice

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or chump for short chum

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[Music]

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henrietta it's okay it's okay oh yes

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oh yes i saw your online promotion that

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said that you also cater for animals

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oh yes in fact all animals from

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animal animals to human animals we use

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the latest in alternative

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alternative medicine including intuitive

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rocky energy healing rookie

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don't you mean reiki no no no we used to

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use reiki but discovered

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roki works even better it's one of the

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new

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alternative alternative medicines

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we like to see ourselves as being in the

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forefront of the new

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new age and not the new age

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00:34:31,030 --> 00:34:28,240
which is now just the old new age

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so we use the latest in alternative

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alternative medicines

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right oh

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dear what a sweet little cat

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now what seems to be the problem with

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her oh it looks like a little scratch on

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her face got infected

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hmm there you go

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okay i think she needs some

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accu-function

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healing crisp bowls lumiopathy

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chirodractic reflexmology and

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mobile supplements um

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right and then she must go on a lemon

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retox diet retox

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retox i i was thinking she would need a

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little antiseptic or something

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oh you mean anti-skeptic no no

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the more i look at her the more i think

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she may

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even need alternative alternative

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00:35:46,950 --> 00:35:42,800
alternative medicine yes

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00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:46,960
some flacky muncher mealing blisters

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00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:50,240
phloemy apathy scarozaptic

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tree lexmology and mobile

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supplements trelaxmology verbal

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supplements

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this is getting ridiculous is there

558
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someone else here that can give me a

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second opinion

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uh dr pontius have you got a moment

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yeah sure i can finish typing this

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letter paper

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he's from sweden you know oh sweet and

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new

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ah now dr pontius have a look at this

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cat

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what would you recommend for that

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00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:27,760
scratch on her face

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00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:32,800
yeah let me see um

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00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:35,040
oh yeah that that's tricky that

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00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:36,720
infection could spread

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00:36:40,790 --> 00:36:38,839
i think we need to use alternative

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alternative

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00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:47,839
yeah i'd recommend mapulancha carrying

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blisters from myopathy

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skyrobeleptic free textilology and

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snowball

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you see now we could ask our other

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colleague what they think

580
00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:02,560
no no enough already map you luncher

581
00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:06,480
map you luncher what the hell is that

582
00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:08,160
that's when you get to find some lunch

583
00:37:14,470 --> 00:37:10,720
with a map while your cat is treated

584
00:37:17,589 --> 00:37:14,480
oh you do can i find some

585
00:37:22,069 --> 00:37:17,599
wine as well oh yes

586
00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:22,079
you can but that is only if you use

587
00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:24,960
alternative alternative alternative

588
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:26,160
alternative

589
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:32,960
and that is flap you cruncher bee sting

590
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:34,000
mistles

591
00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:38,560
stone meology lyrocractic free sexology

592
00:37:47,589 --> 00:37:43,040
and nibble flop laments and wine

593
00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:47,599
how much is all of this 1965 swedish

594
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:48,240
kona

595
00:38:09,190 --> 00:37:52,480
oh do i get to have lunch with you sure

596
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:10,790
and now ladies and gentlemen it's a

597
00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:12,400
press room here at nasa

598
00:38:21,190 --> 00:38:19,190
up there on the giant screen you'll see

599
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:21,200
the mission status of the solar flare

600
00:38:25,349 --> 00:38:22,560
space capsule

601
00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:25,359
from the australian space service or ass

602
00:38:28,150 --> 00:38:26,640
for short

603
00:38:29,990 --> 00:38:28,160
this is a part of our ongoing

604
00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:30,000
international cooperation

605
00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:32,240
as you can see the solar flare is on

606
00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:36,160
track to land on the moon in a few hours

607
00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:38,880
the pilot captain richard saunders won

608
00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:40,800
his chance to fly to the moon in a

609
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:42,000
national lottery

610
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:50,790
mission control to solar flare mission

611
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:51,760
control to

612
00:38:58,870 --> 00:38:56,240
solar flare come in solar flare

613
00:38:59,670 --> 00:38:58,880
solar flare to houston solar flare to

614
00:39:01,750 --> 00:38:59,680
houston

615
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:01,760
captain saunders here how are you

616
00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:03,520
reading me houston

617
00:39:07,109 --> 00:39:06,640
houston here flight director dunning we

618
00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:07,119
have a

619
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:10,240
worldwide hookup today so hi from nasa

620
00:39:15,109 --> 00:39:12,320
to wherever you're hearing us

621
00:39:17,109 --> 00:39:15,119
now your flight status is looking good

622
00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:17,119
solar flare need you to check your

623
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:20,480
o2 levels uh we have them

624
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:24,720
at uh one niner 6.5

625
00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:28,000
uh roger that houston

626
00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:31,359
o2 levels are set we

627
00:39:35,190 --> 00:39:33,920
also have a message from the australian

628
00:39:37,670 --> 00:39:35,200
prime minister

629
00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:37,680
she wants you to bring back some moon

630
00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:38,800
aliens

631
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:40,720
she says they'll do a better job than

632
00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:43,760
her current cabinet

633
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:45,440
tell her i'll vote for her next time if

634
00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:47,760
she lowers my taxes

635
00:39:50,950 --> 00:39:49,520
i have about three hours before

636
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:50,960
beginning my descent

637
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:54,880
on to the lunar surface very smooth ride

638
00:39:59,589 --> 00:39:56,240
so far

639
00:40:01,670 --> 00:39:59,599
didn't feel the lift off at all man

640
00:40:03,349 --> 00:40:01,680
those rocket scientists you have really

641
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:03,359
know their stuff

642
00:40:07,030 --> 00:40:05,680
and the artificial gravity is working

643
00:40:10,150 --> 00:40:07,040
well

644
00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:10,160
roger solar flare yeah that artificial

645
00:40:16,069 --> 00:40:13,440
gravity huh hey houston

646
00:40:18,069 --> 00:40:16,079
i have to report that the stars look

647
00:40:21,829 --> 00:40:18,079
very different today

648
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:21,839
how so solar flare hard to pin down

649
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:23,920
but they look like they've been drawn

650
00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:26,720
onto the background of space with

651
00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:30,000
with a crayon roger that uh

652
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:32,240
solar flare you do know this is a public

653
00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:33,440
broadcast

654
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:36,640
we are going out live around the world

655
00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:40,880
okay right understood then uh hi to my

656
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:42,400
friends in australia

657
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:44,160
sorry i don't have a view of the earth

658
00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:46,720
but the uh reversing camera hasn't

659
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:48,640
functioned since takeoff

660
00:40:52,309 --> 00:40:51,440
now uh captain saunders we need you to

661
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:52,319
start the

662
00:41:01,270 --> 00:40:57,040
uh special procedure in two hours

663
00:41:04,309 --> 00:41:01,280
uh special procedure houston

664
00:41:07,829 --> 00:41:04,319
not sure i've been informed about that

665
00:41:08,309 --> 00:41:07,839
the uh special procedure the one your

666
00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:08,319
prime

667
00:41:11,349 --> 00:41:10,480
minister briefed you on in canberra

668
00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:11,359
before you

669
00:41:18,390 --> 00:41:15,040
left australia all right the briefing

670
00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:18,400
yeah um i missed that one

671
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:19,920
couldn't travel at the time owing to

672
00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:21,760
covet 19.

673
00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:24,800
is this special procedure important

674
00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:28,240
uh standby solar flare

675
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:30,560
uh hey hey ben uh he says he wasn't

676
00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:32,960
briefed about the special procedure

677
00:41:36,630 --> 00:41:34,400
also why does he think there's

678
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:36,640
artificial gravity and why did he talk

679
00:41:40,870 --> 00:41:37,760
about the stars being

680
00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:40,880
painted on i mean i did the best i could

681
00:41:44,150 --> 00:41:42,160
yeah well you know i think you could

682
00:41:44,870 --> 00:41:44,160
have done a better job use paint next

683
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:44,880
time huh

684
00:41:49,030 --> 00:41:47,440
i think they look pretty but the does

685
00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:49,040
captain saunders

686
00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:51,200
no he can't i mean does he think he's

687
00:41:55,190 --> 00:41:52,400
really in space

688
00:41:55,910 --> 00:41:55,200
i think he does oh okay man okay man you

689
00:41:59,349 --> 00:41:55,920
have the con

690
00:42:00,870 --> 00:41:59,359
i have to attend to this okay uh solar

691
00:42:03,030 --> 00:42:00,880
player this is houston

692
00:42:04,710 --> 00:42:03,040
uh mission deputy radford keep on your

693
00:42:06,069 --> 00:42:04,720
current trajectory and we'll update you

694
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:06,079
soon

695
00:42:10,710 --> 00:42:07,770
roger that houston

696
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:10,720
[Music]

697
00:42:15,589 --> 00:42:13,920
to the honorable prime minister of

698
00:42:18,630 --> 00:42:15,599
australia

699
00:42:22,870 --> 00:42:18,640
parliament house canberra

700
00:42:26,309 --> 00:42:22,880
australia dear prime minister

701
00:42:29,990 --> 00:42:26,319
i am writing to you about a tricky

702
00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:30,000
situation with the current moon mission

703
00:42:41,670 --> 00:42:38,390
it appears he is unaware

704
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:41,680
of the special procedure

705
00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:46,240
that is of faking a lunar landing

706
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:49,359
and seems to be under the impression

707
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:52,480
that he is really going

708
00:43:00,390 --> 00:42:56,720
to the moon as you know

709
00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:00,400
we here at nasa have spent a lot of

710
00:43:08,390 --> 00:43:04,160
time and money faking moon missions

711
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:08,400
since the 1960s after we discovered

712
00:43:15,589 --> 00:43:12,000
the moon like the earth

713
00:43:19,270 --> 00:43:15,599
is flat i know how important

714
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:19,280
it is for australia not to mention

715
00:43:26,390 --> 00:43:23,040
your re-election chances

716
00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:26,400
to seem to be in the forefront

717
00:43:32,870 --> 00:43:29,680
of space exploration even

718
00:43:37,109 --> 00:43:32,880
if it's 60 years late but

719
00:43:45,030 --> 00:43:41,430
for a problem with captain saunders

720
00:43:48,150 --> 00:43:45,040
i suggest we try the

721
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:48,160
capricorn 1 solution

722
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:51,280
we have a disused hanger

723
00:43:57,829 --> 00:43:54,400
over in area 51.

724
00:44:01,190 --> 00:43:57,839
left vacant since the last e.t

725
00:44:04,390 --> 00:44:01,200
escaped in 2016.

726
00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:04,400
i'm sure we can tell him the mission

727
00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:08,079
has been aborted and convinced him

728
00:44:15,910 --> 00:44:12,480
he really returned to australia

729
00:44:19,349 --> 00:44:15,920
if we give him enough

730
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:19,359
vegemite toast yours etc

731
00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:22,800
etc p.s anytime

732
00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:25,839
your country wants to take back can

733
00:44:33,990 --> 00:44:30,480
ham be our guest

734
00:44:38,710 --> 00:44:34,000
solar flare to houston uh houston

735
00:44:42,470 --> 00:44:38,720
we have a problem roger solar flare

736
00:44:45,670 --> 00:44:42,480
it seems that someone or something

737
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:45,680
is outside the capsule uh

738
00:45:02,829 --> 00:44:49,280
touching up the stars with a paintbrush

739
00:45:02,839 --> 00:45:08,230
radford

740
00:45:13,829 --> 00:45:11,910
uh hello hello hello look i've just

741
00:45:16,870 --> 00:45:13,839
arrived here at the convention

742
00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:16,880
uh do i see you about my registration

743
00:45:22,390 --> 00:45:19,760
yes indeed and welcome to the secret of

744
00:45:23,910 --> 00:45:22,400
the secret convention

745
00:45:26,150 --> 00:45:23,920
my name is abhijeet and i'll be your

746
00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:26,160
group leader and this is andres

747
00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:28,480
our convention organizer good morning

748
00:45:35,589 --> 00:45:29,920
nice to meet you

749
00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:35,599
i um i've got my registration paper here

750
00:45:40,069 --> 00:45:38,880
ah a typed letter you don't see many of

751
00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:40,079
those these days

752
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:43,839
let me see yes mr saunders

753
00:45:49,829 --> 00:45:46,880
yes i i booked online last week all

754
00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:53,069
yes now here is your badge it's number

755
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:54,880
1965.

756
00:45:59,109 --> 00:45:57,760
thank you it's so nice to be here it's

757
00:46:02,069 --> 00:45:59,119
all very exciting

758
00:46:02,710 --> 00:46:02,079
i can't wait to hear the secret of the

759
00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:02,720
secret

760
00:46:08,150 --> 00:46:06,640
convention don't you well

761
00:46:10,230 --> 00:46:08,160
this is the secret of the secret

762
00:46:12,710 --> 00:46:10,240
convention um

763
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:12,720
this convention is about the secret

764
00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:13,280
right

765
00:46:16,790 --> 00:46:15,280
yes sir the secret of the secret

766
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:16,800
convention

767
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:19,520
a very secret secret and in only four

768
00:46:22,470 --> 00:46:20,000
days

769
00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:22,480
you'll learn that secret but until then

770
00:46:27,030 --> 00:46:23,920
it's a secret

771
00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:27,040
so uh it's about finding out the secret

772
00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:27,440
of

773
00:46:32,630 --> 00:46:30,960
the secret right as i've said before

774
00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:32,640
this is the secret of the secret

775
00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:34,560
convention and that's what it's all

776
00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:35,359
about

777
00:46:38,470 --> 00:46:37,839
and as andre says by the end of the four

778
00:46:41,190 --> 00:46:38,480
days

779
00:46:42,870 --> 00:46:41,200
you will at last know the secret of the

780
00:46:45,990 --> 00:46:42,880
secret convention

781
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:46,000
which for now must remain a secret and

782
00:46:53,030 --> 00:46:49,359
what about the secret the

783
00:46:56,309 --> 00:46:53,040
secret secret or just the secret i mean

784
00:46:59,670 --> 00:46:56,319
the secret you know the

785
00:47:01,990 --> 00:46:59,680
secret if you mean that secret well

786
00:47:02,710 --> 00:47:02,000
that's no longer such a secret but in

787
00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:02,720
four days

788
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:05,280
you will learn the secret of the secret

789
00:47:09,430 --> 00:47:06,400
convention

790
00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:09,440
a very secret secret that only a few

791
00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:10,720
people know

792
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:14,880
uh wait a moment i'm getting confused

793
00:47:19,990 --> 00:47:18,079
the secret of the secret that's what

794
00:47:22,150 --> 00:47:20,000
we're going to learn about here

795
00:47:23,109 --> 00:47:22,160
yes sir what i'll teach you over the

796
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:23,119
next four days

797
00:47:26,470 --> 00:47:25,920
is the secret of the secret convention

798
00:47:30,309 --> 00:47:26,480
which

799
00:47:34,630 --> 00:47:30,319
is a secret yes okay

800
00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:34,640
um so what what is the secret of the

801
00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:36,160
secret convention

802
00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:39,440
so that is a very secret secret but it

803
00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:40,720
will be made clear to you

804
00:47:43,990 --> 00:47:42,640
after four days so let me get this

805
00:47:46,470 --> 00:47:44,000
straight this

806
00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:46,480
this convention is about the secret

807
00:47:50,950 --> 00:47:47,280
right

808
00:47:54,150 --> 00:47:50,960
well i think i'd say it's about a secret

809
00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:54,160
a secret so

810
00:47:58,549 --> 00:47:55,920
which secret are we talking about

811
00:48:00,150 --> 00:47:58,559
exactly the secret of the secret

812
00:48:03,270 --> 00:48:00,160
convention

813
00:48:07,910 --> 00:48:03,280
and that my friend is a secret

814
00:48:11,109 --> 00:48:07,920
very secret very very secret so

815
00:48:13,589 --> 00:48:11,119
the secret secret that is a secret

816
00:48:14,549 --> 00:48:13,599
that is the secret i will learn about i

817
00:48:17,589 --> 00:48:14,559
i mean

818
00:48:20,710 --> 00:48:17,599
uh the secret of the secret here at the

819
00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:20,720
secret convention that is the secret

820
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:24,160
right what sir the secret of the secret

821
00:48:28,150 --> 00:48:25,280
convention

822
00:48:29,030 --> 00:48:28,160
is the secret secret but for now that

823
00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:29,040
secret

824
00:48:38,950 --> 00:48:35,839
what it is

825
00:48:41,990 --> 00:48:38,960
you don't uh so

826
00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:42,000
at the end of the four days the

827
00:48:48,549 --> 00:48:45,440
secret will be made clear to me yes

828
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:48,559
yes as i've said a few times now

829
00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:51,599
the secret of the secret convention

830
00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:55,040
so now the secret

831
00:49:01,270 --> 00:48:58,160
of the secret convention is

832
00:49:04,069 --> 00:49:01,280
a secret right yes

833
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:04,079
and i will learn the secret after four

834
00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:05,119
days

835
00:49:11,990 --> 00:49:09,280
right yes so so i will then

836
00:49:12,549 --> 00:49:12,000
know the secret in question the secret

837
00:49:17,109 --> 00:49:12,559
of

838
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:17,119
convention

839
00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:20,400
and then you'll be able to not tell the

840
00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:21,680
world

841
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:25,040
what

842
00:49:30,549 --> 00:49:27,760
the secret of the secret convention if

843
00:49:32,790 --> 00:49:30,559
you told anyone it wouldn't be a secret

844
00:49:34,150 --> 00:49:32,800
you see richard it's a very secret

845
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:34,160
secret a very

846
00:49:38,790 --> 00:49:37,359
very secret secret so after the secret

847
00:49:40,710 --> 00:49:38,800
of the secret convention

848
00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:40,720
you will need to keep this very very

849
00:49:47,030 --> 00:49:43,200
secret secret of the secret convention

850
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:47,040
a very secret secret indeed why

851
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:50,400
that's a secret okay look

852
00:49:58,630 --> 00:49:53,520
i'm just gonna go and get a coffee

853
00:50:02,069 --> 00:49:58,640
the secret of the secret is

854
00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:02,079
so what do you think i think we may be

855
00:50:04,309 --> 00:50:03,520
able to sign him up for the next

856
00:50:13,670 --> 00:50:04,319
convention

857
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:13,680
really when is that that my friend

858
00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:47,990
hello hello saunders astrological

859
00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:49,839
services richard saunders here

860
00:50:52,950 --> 00:50:52,400
psychic intuitive and master of the

861
00:50:56,309 --> 00:50:52,960
seven

862
00:50:57,829 --> 00:50:56,319
secrets of astrology and expert in the

863
00:51:00,710 --> 00:50:57,839
little known art of

864
00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:00,720
individual planet interpretation even

865
00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:01,920
dwarf planets

866
00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:04,240
this month's special offer each reading

867
00:51:09,990 --> 00:51:06,800
will be prepared on a typewriter used by

868
00:51:11,670 --> 00:51:10,000
nostradamus himself and posted to you

869
00:51:15,109 --> 00:51:11,680
for the low price of just

870
00:51:17,589 --> 00:51:15,119
19 dollars and 65 cents now

871
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:17,599
how may i help you my name is annika and

872
00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:19,920
i'm looking for some advice and guidance

873
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:22,960
yes i thought so my clairvoyant insights

874
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:24,359
told me via the

875
00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:27,760
vibrations in the cosmic field

876
00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:30,400
now before we start our fees and charges

877
00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:32,480
are based on your star sign

878
00:51:39,109 --> 00:51:35,760
i can already sense what your star sign

879
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:39,119
is you you have the aspects

880
00:51:46,069 --> 00:51:42,640
of a sagittarius but may i ask you

881
00:51:49,430 --> 00:51:46,079
exactly when you were born uh well

882
00:51:52,230 --> 00:51:49,440
i'm actually a taurus yes

883
00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:52,240
i knew that the vibrations in the cosmic

884
00:51:56,470 --> 00:51:54,079
field told me

885
00:51:58,630 --> 00:51:56,480
but you have the aspect of the

886
00:51:59,910 --> 00:51:58,640
sagittarius which is quite common for

887
00:52:03,190 --> 00:51:59,920
people born

888
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:03,200
under the sign of taurus really wow

889
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:04,880
and i didn't even tell you anything

890
00:52:07,990 --> 00:52:07,280
about me not everyone has the gift you

891
00:52:11,349 --> 00:52:08,000
know

892
00:52:12,069 --> 00:52:11,359
now about your reading oh it's not for

893
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:12,079
me

894
00:52:18,790 --> 00:52:15,760
yes yes i sense that too it's

895
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:18,800
it's about a family member or

896
00:52:30,790 --> 00:52:26,470
it's my cat henrietta your cat

897
00:52:34,069 --> 00:52:30,800
yes called henrietta yes

898
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:34,079
okay then yes well i think we might be

899
00:52:40,470 --> 00:52:36,400
able to do something for you

900
00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:40,480
um yeah okay i'm getting

901
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:42,640
i'm getting the feeling that your cat is

902
00:52:46,870 --> 00:52:43,760
a very old

903
00:52:49,270 --> 00:52:46,880
soul yes wisdom

904
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:49,280
now when was your cat born i'll need

905
00:52:55,190 --> 00:52:51,760
this to prepare her chat

906
00:52:57,109 --> 00:52:55,200
um next week next week yes

907
00:52:59,030 --> 00:52:57,119
she's coming from a litter born sometime

908
00:53:01,030 --> 00:52:59,040
next week i see

909
00:53:03,190 --> 00:53:01,040
can you tell me if jupiter and saturn

910
00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:03,200
almost touching in the sky will have any

911
00:53:09,430 --> 00:53:05,520
effect on her when she is born

912
00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:09,440
jupiter and saturn almost touching what

913
00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:11,920
yes i saw it on the tv at the end of

914
00:53:16,309 --> 00:53:12,880
2020

915
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:16,319
oh yes well we need to take

916
00:53:19,349 --> 00:53:18,079
all sorts of things into consideration

917
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:19,359
you know but

918
00:53:23,670 --> 00:53:21,920
since you will be born in the future i

919
00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:23,680
might need to confirm with my colleague

920
00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:25,920
for a moment about henrietta

921
00:53:32,069 --> 00:53:29,200
please hold okay

922
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:32,079
hey hey maynard we've got a live one

923
00:53:35,109 --> 00:53:32,720
here

924
00:53:37,190 --> 00:53:35,119
why is that she wants it reading for a

925
00:53:39,190 --> 00:53:37,200
cat that hasn't even been born yet

926
00:53:41,270 --> 00:53:39,200
that's a new one still better than the

927
00:53:45,190 --> 00:53:41,280
goldfish reading i had to give yesterday

928
00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:45,200
we i mean you tried talking goldfish

929
00:53:49,030 --> 00:53:47,760
goldfish what did you say i said it was

930
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:49,040
a pisces

931
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:51,920
with aspects of aquarius get it yeah i

932
00:53:55,510 --> 00:53:52,640
see

933
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:55,520
anyway she told me that jupiter and

934
00:53:58,950 --> 00:53:56,559
saturn were almost

935
00:54:00,630 --> 00:53:58,960
touching that doesn't sound right i mean

936
00:54:01,430 --> 00:54:00,640
they must be hundreds of kilometers

937
00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:01,440
apart

938
00:54:05,270 --> 00:54:04,400
how can they touch um yeah i don't think

939
00:54:07,270 --> 00:54:05,280
that's right

940
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:07,280
i wonder do you think she might know

941
00:54:13,109 --> 00:54:08,960
something about astronomy

942
00:54:14,549 --> 00:54:13,119
too maybe anyway what do i tell her

943
00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:14,559
tell her that the vibrations in the

944
00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:17,040
cosmic field are telling you the cat

945
00:54:20,549 --> 00:54:19,520
will have some aspects of a uh

946
00:54:23,589 --> 00:54:20,559
sagittarius

947
00:54:26,870 --> 00:54:23,599
oh i used that one on her already oh

948
00:54:29,510 --> 00:54:26,880
did she buy it hook line and sinker

949
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:29,520
hmm just like the goldfish okay then let

950
00:54:35,109 --> 00:54:31,760
me talk to her

951
00:54:38,630 --> 00:54:35,119
i love that music hello this is

952
00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:38,640
mystic maynard i work at richard here at

953
00:54:42,710 --> 00:54:40,480
saunders astrological services

954
00:54:44,390 --> 00:54:42,720
now uh we've just been studying the

955
00:54:47,270 --> 00:54:44,400
chart and confirming

956
00:54:48,069 --> 00:54:47,280
our findings with our uh our uh a

957
00:54:51,190 --> 00:54:48,079
supercomputer

958
00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:51,200
oh wow that is impressive what did you

959
00:54:55,109 --> 00:54:53,680
find out what will my cat be like

960
00:54:57,109 --> 00:54:55,119
well according to the alignment of

961
00:54:58,549 --> 00:54:57,119
jupiter and saturn your cat will be

962
00:55:01,829 --> 00:54:58,559
prone to

963
00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:01,839
sleeping sleeping sleeping a lot meowing

964
00:55:05,030 --> 00:55:02,640
just before

965
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:05,040
dinner time and she would like to chase

966
00:55:10,230 --> 00:55:06,000
stuff things

967
00:55:12,630 --> 00:55:10,240
stuff uh things that move uh string

968
00:55:14,870 --> 00:55:12,640
small bits of string it also says here

969
00:55:18,309 --> 00:55:14,880
she may well end up on your lap

970
00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:18,319
on winter evenings and the supercomputer

971
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:21,839
has also calculated that she

972
00:55:26,230 --> 00:55:23,760
does like to be scratched behind the

973
00:55:28,069 --> 00:55:26,240
ears that is just amazing

974
00:55:29,670 --> 00:55:28,079
you seem to be describing my last cat

975
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:29,680
who died three months ago

976
00:55:35,430 --> 00:55:32,839
ah well uh you see

977
00:55:37,150 --> 00:55:35,440
um uh look just looking at this report

978
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:37,160
this new cat will be the

979
00:55:40,630 --> 00:55:39,520
reincarnation of your last cat that's

980
00:55:42,950 --> 00:55:40,640
right

981
00:55:45,190 --> 00:55:42,960
yes the reincarnation of your last cat

982
00:55:45,990 --> 00:55:45,200
yes the chart makes this incredibly

983
00:55:48,870 --> 00:55:46,000
clear

984
00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:48,880
oh wow i cannot believe it oh it's all

985
00:55:52,230 --> 00:55:49,920
part of the service

986
00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:52,240
i'll pass you back to mr saunders one

987
00:55:57,990 --> 00:55:54,799
moment you're gonna love the music

988
00:56:02,950 --> 00:55:58,000
well hook line and sinker

989
00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:02,960
okay good let's see if we can upsell her

990
00:56:09,109 --> 00:56:06,000
hello again annika hello look

991
00:56:09,589 --> 00:56:09,119
um my spirit guides are giving me via

992
00:56:15,349 --> 00:56:09,599
the

993
00:56:18,390 --> 00:56:15,359
your cat

994
00:56:21,030 --> 00:56:18,400
oh dear yes

995
00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:21,040
have you thought about taking out

996
00:56:25,990 --> 00:56:22,160
paranormal

997
00:56:27,630 --> 00:56:26,000
insurance no what is that it covers your

998
00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:27,640
future cat against

999
00:56:32,069 --> 00:56:30,480
unforeseen circumstances unforeseen

1000
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:32,079
circumstances

1001
00:56:35,349 --> 00:56:34,400
but don't you know what the future holds

1002
00:56:42,789 --> 00:56:35,359
uh

1003
00:56:46,710 --> 00:56:42,799
it it doesn't work that way the stars

1004
00:56:48,950 --> 00:56:46,720
offer us a look into a possible future

1005
00:56:51,030 --> 00:56:48,960
it's all the other possible futures that

1006
00:56:54,549 --> 00:56:51,040
this insurance covers you see

1007
00:56:55,430 --> 00:56:54,559
and who knows what they might bring oh

1008
00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:55,440
no

1009
00:57:01,990 --> 00:56:58,880
well okay then how much is it well

1010
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:02,000
together with the reading

1011
00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:05,599
i'll do a special price um yes

1012
00:57:13,589 --> 00:57:09,599
1 965 all up

1013
00:57:17,030 --> 00:57:13,599
now will that be check credit card or

1014
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:17,040
paypal well i'm so impressed with your

1015
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:17,760
readings

1016
00:57:23,030 --> 00:57:20,960
it was like a real esp experience so

1017
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:23,040
i'll buy it all the reading and the

1018
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:24,079
insurance

1019
00:57:28,789 --> 00:57:26,319
i'm transmitting my payment to you now

1020
00:57:32,309 --> 00:57:28,799
via vibrations in the cosmic field

1021
00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:32,319
uh via what vibrations in the cosmic

1022
00:57:35,510 --> 00:57:33,040
field

1023
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:35,520
did it arrive i also sent my contact

1024
00:57:42,470 --> 00:57:37,680
details via the vibrations

1025
00:57:49,109 --> 00:57:45,910
oh no not again

1026
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:49,119
i told you get their payment first

1027
00:58:07,270 --> 00:57:50,480
you keep this up and they're gonna take

1028
00:58:13,030 --> 00:58:10,390
hmm i sure do miss going to those

1029
00:58:15,030 --> 00:58:13,040
skeptical meetings in pubs and cafes

1030
00:58:21,109 --> 00:58:15,040
to hear talks and interact with my

1031
00:58:21,119 --> 00:58:25,430
i think i can help you with that

1032
00:58:31,430 --> 00:58:28,710
who the hell are you i'm your skeptical

1033
00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:31,440
fairy godmother angel from the internet

1034
00:58:35,589 --> 00:58:32,160
you're my

1035
00:58:39,109 --> 00:58:35,599
skeptical go what relax richard

1036
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:39,119
i can make your wish come true what

1037
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:42,160
you mean free beer

1038
00:58:49,510 --> 00:58:45,920
no no no the other wish

1039
00:58:52,390 --> 00:58:49,520
oh oh really yes

1040
00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:52,400
i have news of skeptical meetings and

1041
00:58:57,270 --> 00:58:53,839
talks online

1042
00:59:00,549 --> 00:58:57,280
oh oh oh yes of course yes

1043
00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:00,559
skeptics cafe online by the vic skeptics

1044
00:59:04,870 --> 00:59:02,480
brings you live and interactive

1045
00:59:07,910 --> 00:59:04,880
skeptical talks via zoom

1046
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:07,920
anyone anywhere in the world is welcome

1047
00:59:11,109 --> 00:59:08,720
to join in

1048
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:11,119
on the third monday of the month just

1049
00:59:15,829 --> 00:59:13,440
check out the skeptics cafe page on

1050
00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:15,839
facebook to see when the next talk is

1051
00:59:21,670 --> 00:59:18,880
and who will be presenting

1052
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:21,680
alternatively see the vic skeptics

1053
00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:25,760
website at vicskeptics.wordpress.com

1054
00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:28,000
for details that sounds great a

1055
00:59:32,470 --> 00:59:29,040
skeptical

1056
00:59:36,069 --> 00:59:32,480
um god fairy angel mother

1057
00:59:38,309 --> 00:59:36,079
person and there are similar skeptical

1058
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:38,319
online talks happening around the

1059
00:59:42,630 --> 00:59:39,520
country and

1060
00:59:44,390 --> 00:59:42,640
all over the world all you need to do is

1061
00:59:47,510 --> 00:59:44,400
search for them

1062
00:59:52,230 --> 00:59:47,520
wow now just one more question

1063
00:59:55,990 --> 00:59:52,240
yes what about the beer

1064
00:59:59,349 --> 00:59:56,000
okay all right

1065
01:00:01,589 --> 00:59:59,359
well just for you

1066
01:00:03,030 --> 01:00:01,599
i'll make it so you can go to the

1067
01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:03,040
supermarket

1068
01:00:09,109 --> 01:00:06,400
buy whatever beer you like and drink it

1069
01:00:12,069 --> 01:00:09,119
while watching the talk online at home

1070
01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:12,079
and they say miracles never happen and

1071
01:00:15,589 --> 01:00:12,480
to

1072
01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:15,599
for

1073
01:00:38,789 --> 01:00:37,270
drinking hey drinks hey so nice to be

1074
01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:38,799
back at skeptics in the pub

1075
01:00:42,069 --> 01:00:40,960
yes richard it's great that covert 19 is

1076
01:00:43,990 --> 01:00:42,079
a thing of the past

1077
01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:44,000
and we can gather together and not wear

1078
01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:45,760
masks although i will occasionally you

1079
01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:46,240
know like

1080
01:00:49,670 --> 01:00:48,160
you know in special situations you know

1081
01:00:51,670 --> 01:00:49,680
what i mean

1082
01:00:52,710 --> 01:00:51,680
this this beer tastes better than i

1083
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:52,720
remember

1084
01:00:55,990 --> 01:00:55,760
and this beer glass is much bigger than

1085
01:00:59,910 --> 01:00:56,000
i

1086
01:01:02,549 --> 01:00:59,920
the next round

1087
01:01:04,069 --> 01:01:02,559
ah no need all the beer is free tonight

1088
01:01:05,829 --> 01:01:04,079
free

1089
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:05,839
wow did you hear that all the

1090
01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:07,440
anti-vaxxers and flat earthers have

1091
01:01:11,910 --> 01:01:08,720
changed their minds

1092
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:11,920
what really yeah yeah yeah they're now

1093
01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:13,680
busy writing apology letters to the

1094
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:14,480
whole world

1095
01:01:17,109 --> 01:01:15,760
they're really busy they're gonna have

1096
01:01:17,589 --> 01:01:17,119
to sharpen their pencil if you know what

1097
01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:17,599
i mean

1098
01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:20,720
ah look it's lara coming over here with

1099
01:01:42,230 --> 01:01:21,040
a

1100
01:01:44,870 --> 01:01:42,240
uber rides home

1101
01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:44,880
wow hang on this seems too good to be

1102
01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:46,240
true who's the guest speaker it's not

1103
01:01:51,030 --> 01:01:47,839
bloody brian dunning is it

1104
01:01:54,309 --> 01:01:51,040
let me see uh this

1105
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:54,319
is odd it says here it's the skeptical

1106
01:02:00,789 --> 01:01:56,960
fairy godmother angel from the internet

1107
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:00,799
the skeptical godmoth fairy in

1108
01:02:15,589 --> 01:02:14,069
hello everyone who are you what you're

1109
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:15,599
only 10 centimetres tall

1110
01:02:18,950 --> 01:02:17,760
that's about four inches for those of

1111
01:02:21,589 --> 01:02:18,960
you using the

1112
01:02:23,349 --> 01:02:21,599
darth vader imperial system and floating

1113
01:02:26,390 --> 01:02:23,359
in the air that can't be right

1114
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:26,400
as lara said i'm the skeptical

1115
01:02:31,910 --> 01:02:29,760
fairy godmother angel from the internet

1116
01:02:33,510 --> 01:02:31,920
ask a silly question and you're

1117
01:02:37,190 --> 01:02:33,520
tonight's guest speaker

1118
01:02:37,670 --> 01:02:37,200
well not really i have come to tell you

1119
01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:37,680
that

1120
01:02:47,829 --> 01:02:45,029
i thought this was too good to be true i

1121
01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:47,839
know we can't meet in pubs at the moment

1122
01:02:50,390 --> 01:02:48,480
but that

1123
01:02:52,950 --> 01:02:50,400
shouldn't stop you from enjoying

1124
01:02:55,990 --> 01:02:52,960
skeptical talks online

1125
01:02:59,109 --> 01:02:56,000
the fixed skeptics have skeptics cafe

1126
01:03:00,230 --> 01:02:59,119
each month sydney has skeptics in the

1127
01:03:02,789 --> 01:03:00,240
park

1128
01:03:03,589 --> 01:03:02,799
there are online events from the gold

1129
01:03:08,470 --> 01:03:03,599
coast and

1130
01:03:11,510 --> 01:03:08,480
yes yes this all sounds eerily familiar

1131
01:03:12,710 --> 01:03:11,520
have we met before somewhere maybe we

1132
01:03:15,990 --> 01:03:12,720
have

1133
01:03:19,190 --> 01:03:16,000
maybe it was as we watched a live and

1134
01:03:19,510 --> 01:03:19,200
interactive skeptical talk all you need

1135
01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:19,520
do

1136
01:03:23,990 --> 01:03:22,559
is search for them online no matter

1137
01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:24,000
where you are in the world

1138
01:03:27,589 --> 01:03:25,680
she's right i've been watching skeptical

1139
01:03:29,270 --> 01:03:27,599
talks from the uk the us

1140
01:03:30,710 --> 01:03:29,280
and even one from my own living room

1141
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:30,720
although that one wasn't very

1142
01:03:32,789 --> 01:03:32,319
interesting i fell asleep and i was the

1143
01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:32,799
speaker

1144
01:03:39,270 --> 01:03:35,920
hang on hang on weren't you once

1145
01:03:42,630 --> 01:03:39,280
the tooth fairy i'll

1146
01:03:48,470 --> 01:03:42,640
never live that down one last

1147
01:03:53,190 --> 01:03:48,480
question yes just whose dream is this

1148
01:03:59,910 --> 01:03:57,109
wow sparklers

1149
01:04:00,789 --> 01:03:59,920
she disappeared but um we're still here

1150
01:04:04,950 --> 01:04:00,799
huh

1151
01:04:07,270 --> 01:04:04,960
right so um

1152
01:04:08,870 --> 01:04:07,280
lobster and chips anyone oh yeah he only

1153
01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:08,880
pays for food and drinks in the dream

1154
01:04:30,789 --> 01:04:29,910
hey adrian hi susan out for some

1155
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:30,799
shopping eh

1156
01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:32,880
yep i'm stocking up on this imitation

1157
01:04:37,670 --> 01:04:34,640
maple syrup from australia

1158
01:04:40,230 --> 01:04:37,680
imitation imitation

1159
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:40,240
no no no no you need to buy the real

1160
01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:40,720
thing

1161
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:43,760
from canada but i saw the tv commercial

1162
01:04:47,430 --> 01:04:45,760
and it said that noted pancake eating

1163
01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:47,440
expert richard saunders says it's the

1164
01:04:51,349 --> 01:04:49,280
best maple syrup money can buy

1165
01:04:52,390 --> 01:04:51,359
and 60 of people preferred in a blind

1166
01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:52,400
taste test

1167
01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:55,280
everyone knows it's the best oh come on

1168
01:04:58,470 --> 01:04:56,160
susan

1169
01:05:00,069 --> 01:04:58,480
you know better than that that's the

1170
01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:00,079
argument from authority

1171
01:05:06,789 --> 01:05:03,280
it is or is it the argument from

1172
01:05:08,870 --> 01:05:06,799
popularity hmm it might be another

1173
01:05:10,630 --> 01:05:08,880
logical fallacy i'm not sure

1174
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:10,640
really if only we had a way of finding

1175
01:05:21,109 --> 01:05:17,589
[Music]

1176
01:05:21,990 --> 01:05:21,119
hello everyone oh my it's the skeptical

1177
01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:22,000
fairy godmother

1178
01:05:27,029 --> 01:05:24,880
angel from the internet yes that's right

1179
01:05:30,309 --> 01:05:27,039
but how did you know who i am

1180
01:05:32,710 --> 01:05:30,319
i listened to the skeptic zone podcast

1181
01:05:33,349 --> 01:05:32,720
also didn't you used to be the tooth

1182
01:05:38,150 --> 01:05:33,359
fairy

1183
01:05:41,190 --> 01:05:38,160
oh yes i remember you

1184
01:05:42,950 --> 01:05:41,200
i'll never forget your left upper

1185
01:05:47,190 --> 01:05:42,960
lateral incisor

1186
01:05:49,270 --> 01:05:47,200
would you like it back no it's okay

1187
01:05:50,870 --> 01:05:49,280
you keep it hey skeptical fairy

1188
01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:50,880
godmother angel what are you doing here

1189
01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:52,160
in the supermarket

1190
01:05:55,270 --> 01:05:54,480
i've come to tell you that you can find

1191
01:05:57,430 --> 01:05:55,280
out about

1192
01:05:58,309 --> 01:05:57,440
40 different logical fallacies on

1193
01:06:01,670 --> 01:05:58,319
youtube

1194
01:06:04,150 --> 01:06:01,680
in one handy location listen to

1195
01:06:08,950 --> 01:06:04,160
each one to hear an explanation and

1196
01:06:15,829 --> 01:06:12,910
just go to tinyurl.com

1197
01:06:17,190 --> 01:06:15,839
logicalzone and you'll find all the

1198
01:06:19,910 --> 01:06:17,200
logical fallacies

1199
01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:19,920
with michelle bickersmart with handy

1200
01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:22,400
time codes to get to the exact one you

1201
01:06:26,230 --> 01:06:22,880
want

1202
01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:26,240
who is michelle bigesma oh just a friend

1203
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:28,440
of mine

1204
01:06:33,829 --> 01:06:31,039
tinyurl.com

1205
01:06:34,710 --> 01:06:33,839
zone thank you skeptical fairy godmother

1206
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:34,720
angel

1207
01:06:38,789 --> 01:06:36,640
i guess you'll disappear in a puff of

1208
01:06:42,390 --> 01:06:38,799
smoke and thunder now eh

1209
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:42,400
um not quite yet i have a bit of

1210
01:06:48,549 --> 01:06:43,760
shopping to do

1211
01:06:51,910 --> 01:06:48,559
susan yes where do i find the australian

1212
01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:51,920
maple syrup hmm what no no

1213
01:06:55,109 --> 01:06:54,240
no come with me so called skeptical